Man sues doctor after 8 month erection

[Dedworth]

Man sues doctor after surgery leaves him with eight-month erection

Daniel Metzgar, 44, had the surgical procedure in 2009 but claims it was botched in a medical malpractice lawsuit
Everyday chores - such as riding in his motorbike or collecting his newspaper - became a problem because he was 'stuck in this position'


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2340151/Man-sues-doctor-surgery-leaves-month-erection.html#ixzz2W27bEuPb

No complaints from his wife :biggrin:

[imagine]

poor guy it was hard on him :doh

[Iani]

All he had to do was think of Theresa May...........soon would have disappeared :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[grahamw48]

All he had to do was think of Theresa May...........soon would have disappeared :xxgrinning--00xx3: :laugher:


Sadly it's been a long time since I had the same problem, but ...

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http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/3405/erectionintrousers.jpg

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It was always handy having somewhere to hang your towel. :biggrin:

[mickcant]

When he gets to my age, if anything like me they will be a memory, the use it or lose it rule applies I think :omg: Mick :bigcry:

[Arthur Little]

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http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/3405/erectionintrousers.jpg

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:icon_rolleyes: ... 'tis evidently "hard" :icon_tonguew: on some ... :yeahthat:!

[Arthur Little]

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/3405/erectionintrousers.jpg


"Stretching the point" even further ... couldn't this guy be mistaken for actor, William Roach (Corrie's Ken Barlow)? :icon_rolleyes:


It was always handy having somewhere to hang your towel. :biggrin:

Mind you ...:anerikke: ... at his advanced age, :olddude: the time's come
for our Ken to "throw-in" the towel!

[grahamw48]

It's that American actor....forgotten his name now...and the movie. :Erm:

[Dedworth]

Had a fight with an erection this morning.

I beat it single handedly.

[grahamw48]

:laugher:

Listening to the 'Today' programme tends to keep my hormones subdued. :yawn:

[bigmarco]

A scrotum the size of a volleyball :omg:

[Arthur Little]

It's that *American actor....

... REALLY, Graham? :icon_rolleyes: Couldn't have told you that!


....forgotten his name now...and the movie. :Erm:

Ah ... not to worry. :NoNo: Wouldn't have known either. Nor the name of his actress co~star :nono-1-1: but ...

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/3405/erectionintrousers.jpg

... I CAN foretell - from the way she's glancing at the bloke's protruding "tackle" - what the "climax's" gonna be, viz:-

One *Yank and his trousers are down :cwm24: ...

... before he's "blown" to kingdom "cum"!

[joebloggs]

Jury finds no negligence in trial over man's 8-month erection

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/06/17/us-erection-lawsuit-idUSBRE95G10R20130617?rpc=401&feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=401

[Michael Parnham]

Sorry, wouldn't want an erection for more than my daily half hour!:wink:

[cheekee]

No chance there was a "well hung" jury. :)

[Terpe]

Went to an erection endurance competition last week


I won, but the competition was pretty stiff :biggrin:

[grahamw48]

I was ejected for using the wrong entrance. :cwm3:

[imagine]

I was ejected for using the wrong entrance. :cwm3:

that got you in the shiit

[Terpe]

I Have A Stiff Shaft. My Tip Penetrates. I Come With A Quiver. What Am I?

An Arrow of course :biggrin:

[cheekee]

Long and thin. Covered in skin. Red in parts and stuck in tarts.

Rhubarb obviously....

[Ako Si Jamie]

Long and thin. Covered in skin. Red in parts and stuck in tarts.

Rhubarb obviously....Haha. :xxgrinning--00xx3: Thought you were in Cebu or have you found an internet caff?

[Dedworth]

Jury finds no negligence in trial over man's 8-month erection

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/06/17/us-erection-lawsuit-idUSBRE95G10R20130617?rpc=401&feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=401

There was no hard evidence