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12th June 2013 #1Banned
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Man sues doctor after 8 month erection
Man sues doctor after surgery leaves him with eight-month erection
Daniel Metzgar, 44, had the surgical procedure in 2009 but claims it was botched in a medical malpractice lawsuit
Everyday chores - such as riding in his motorbike or collecting his newspaper - became a problem because he was 'stuck in this position'
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...#ixzz2W27bEuPb
No complaints from his wife
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12th June 2013 #2Respected Member
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poor guy it was hard on him
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All he had to do was think of Theresa May...........soon would have disappeared
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Originally Posted by Iani
All he had to do was think of Theresa May...........soon would have disappeared
Sadly it's been a long time since I had the same problem, but ...
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It was always handy having somewhere to hang your towel.
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When he gets to my age, if anything like me they will be a memory, the use it or lose it rule applies I think
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Originally Posted by grahamw48
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... 'tis evidently "hard" 
on some ... 
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Originally Posted by grahamw48
"Stretching the point" even further ... couldn't this guy be mistaken for actor, William Roach (Corrie's Ken Barlow)?
Mind you ... Originally Posted by grahamw48
It was always handy having somewhere to hang your towel.
... at his advanced age, 
the time's come
for our Ken to "throw-in" the towel!
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It's that American actor....forgotten his name now...and the movie.
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Had a fight with an erection this morning.
I beat it single handedly.
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Listening to the 'Today' programme tends to keep my hormones subdued.
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A scrotum the size of a volleyball
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... REALLY, Graham? Originally Posted by grahamw48
Couldn't have told you that!
Ah ... not to worry. Originally Posted by grahamw48
....forgotten his name now...and the movie.
Wouldn't have known either. Nor the name of his actress co~star 
but ...
... I CAN foretell - from the way she's glancing at the bloke's protruding "tackle" - what the "climax's" gonna be, viz:-
One *Yank and his trousers are down
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... before he's "blown" to kingdom "cum"!
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Jury finds no negligence in trial over man's 8-month erection
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/...ghNews&rpc=401
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Sorry, wouldn't want an erection for more than my daily half hour!
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No chance there was a "well hung" jury.
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Went to an erection endurance competition last week
I won, but the competition was pretty stiff
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I was ejected for using the wrong entrance.
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that got you in the shiit Originally Posted by grahamw48
I was ejected for using the wrong entrance.
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I Have A Stiff Shaft. My Tip Penetrates. I Come With A Quiver. What Am I?
An Arrow of course
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Long and thin. Covered in skin. Red in parts and stuck in tarts.
Rhubarb obviously....
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Haha. Originally Posted by cheekee
Thought you were in Cebu or have you found an internet caff?
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There was no hard evidence Originally Posted by joebloggs
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