Seasonal Humour

[andy222]

Daffy Duck calls the hotel reception and asks for a condom. They answer, "Yes sir, shall we put it on your bill." He replies, "Are you stupid? I'll suffocate."
Last night my wife asked me what I was doing on the internet. I told her I was looking for cheap flights. "I love you." she said, and then she got all excited. That night we had the most amazing sex ever, which is amazing because she's never shown the slightest interest in darts before.

[Michael Parnham]

Daffy Duck calls the hotel reception and asks for a condom. They answer, "Yes sir, shall we put it on your bill." He replies, "Are you stupid? I'll suffocate."
Last night my wife asked me what I was doing on the internet. I told her I was looking for cheap flights. "I love you." she said, and then she got all excited. That night we had the most amazing sex ever, which is amazing because she's never shown the slightest interest in darts before.

Nice one

[Terpe]

Last night my wife asked me what I was doing on the internet. I told her I was looking for cheap flights. "I love you." she said, and then she got all excited. That night we had the most amazing sex ever, which is amazing because she's never shown the slightest interest in darts before.

That tickled me no-end.
A real cracker.