One man couldn't be bothered to trek the aisles with the wife, so he sat in the car whilst she went around Asda.
However, it seems he got just as bored waiting for her return, after he was caught masturbating in the car park.

Timothy McTinghe, a former carpenter, was busted on Valentine's Day at Asda in Brighton Marina, East Sussex.
McTinghe, 51, said that he had been rubbing his leg after suffering from pins and needles, though later admitted to public indecency.
http://www.ladbible.com/funny/uk-int...-asda-20170722