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9th December 2016 #1
Seasonal Humour
What do you call a man who dresses up in a strange outfit, gains access to people's houses in the middle of the night, all the while laughing to himself and muttering that he's looking for children?
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9th December 2016 #2
So Santa and Christmas is bad...Is that your Christmas message??
Anything else to add?
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9th December 2016 #3
I titled my post "seasonal humour" fred, under the impression that it might make you say hohoho; that's what I have to add. If you seriously consider it to be an attack on western culture then I feel pity for you more than annoyance
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9th December 2016 #4
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10th December 2016 #5
Well I thought it was quite funny
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8th January 2017 #6
You think old Santa himself is scary?Check out krampus the austrian legend ghoul that beat people unconscious over the festive period,or Hanns Trapp who used to capture and salt down children to eat over the christmas time if thats not enough to make people ho-ho-ho over their christmas roast i dont know what is
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
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8th January 2017 #7
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8th January 2017 #8
Yes michael,some countries didnt believe in santa they believed in christmas CANNIBALS
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
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8th January 2017 #9
Bit like Easter here with their self flagellation
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8th January 2017 #10
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8th January 2017 #11
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
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8th January 2017 #12
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8th January 2017 #13
Pakistani shia had chains with curved pieces of sharp metal on the ends to gouge out chunks of flesh,absolute brainwashed lunatics,never underestimate the stupidity of religious fanatics
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
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8th January 2017 #14
Ok you win
Never underestimate the attention of kids though. First time I saw it here there were 5 or 6 kids in the car and I said effing idiots when I saw it.
Few hours later another kid comes back to the inlaws place with blood on his back after copying the idiots and crying.
One of the other kids looked at him and in perfect English called him an effing idiot
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8th January 2017 #15
Thanks for the rep, whoever gave it
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8th January 2017 #16
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8th January 2017 #17
Your a decent guy fred
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
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8th January 2017 #18
Daffy Duck calls the hotel reception and asks for a condom. They answer, "Yes sir, shall we put it on your bill." He replies, "Are you stupid? I'll suffocate."
Last night my wife asked me what I was doing on the internet. I told her I was looking for cheap flights. "I love you." she said, and then she got all excited. That night we had the most amazing sex ever, which is amazing because she's never shown the slightest interest in darts before.
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