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1st January 2010 #1
Marriage
Three men married wives from different countries.
The first man married a woman from China .He told her
that she was to do their dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Italy .
He gave his wife orders thatshe was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from England .
He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
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1st January 2010 #2
haha nice one. is that a joke or a true story?
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1st January 2010 #3
Sadly True
Half of me is laughing at the joke, the other half is crying because it is all too true
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3rd January 2010 #6
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7th January 2010 #9
I prefer my one:
"Every English girl is a babe, just like in the movie!"
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