My wifes in casualty...........

[stevewool]

Last night my wife sent me a txt,saying she was in casualty.When i got back home i watched all 50 minutes of it........never saw her once.She still hasnt come home yet...........I'm starving

I got the same message , and just like you i was starving, but lucky i had some pork dripping in the house, or was it lard, either way it tasted like s--t .

[SimonH]

I got the same message , and just like you i was starving, but lucky i had some pork dripping in the house, or was it lard, either way it tasted like s--t .

Next time get some bread and cut it into phallic symbols, apparently sticking these in your mouth improves the taste no end

[stevewool]

Next time get some bread and cut it into phallic symbols, apparently sticking these in your mouth improves the taste no end

Depend what shape you make, a chocolate bar shape, But that would last weeks,