Results 1 to 2 of 2
Thread: Camel Ride
-
27th July 2008 #1
Camel Ride
This guy is riding a camel alone through the desert for miles and miles and he suddenly gets the urge to have sex. He tries to shag the camel but it keeps walking away!
So he continues on his journey instead, 10 minutes later, he suddenly gets the urge for sex again! So he tries to shag this camel but it keeps walking away!
So he continues his journey until he comes across a broken down car, and the car is occupied by three gorgeous prostitutes! They tell him "If you fix our car for us we'll do anything for you!!" "What? Anything??" He asks, and they tell him "Yes! Anything!!"
So he gets the bonnet up in a flash!! Within seconds he's got car parts everywhere!! Before putting it all back together to make a perfectly running car!!
"So what would you like us to do for you?" The prostitutes ask.
He says "...........Can you hold this camel still?"
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 Plane of Forces
5 Astral Plane
4 Mental Plane
3 Too mysterious to describe.
2 Too mysterious to describe.
1 Too mysterious to describe.
-
27th July 2008 #2
I like to see you do that sketch in an Egypt comedy club.
Thread Information
Users Browsing this Thread
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
Similar Threads
-
Filipinos accused of eating baby camel
By joebloggs in forum News - WorldReplies: 7Last Post: 30th September 2013, 06:18 -
Bike Ride
By Dedworth in forum Loose Talk, Chat and Off TopicReplies: 7Last Post: 11th March 2012, 18:16 -
A Baby Camel Enquires...
By nigel in forum HumourReplies: 0Last Post: 21st February 2011, 19:37 -
How to ride the Jeepney
By Lancashirelad in forum Loose Talk, Chat and Off TopicReplies: 7Last Post: 4th October 2010, 08:19