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    Smile I'll be in trouble for this one.

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter
    "What are you doing?" She asked.
    "Hunting Flies," He responded.
    "Oh! Killing any?" She asked.
    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
    Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
    He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

    Al.


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    Nice one Prof Allan
    " The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
    They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "


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    hehe smart ass . .


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