"Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?" a teacher asks her class

Little Paddy raises his hand and says, "Yes, Miss ... to be sure, it's Trudy Glen"

"No, Paddy", replies the teacher ... "the answer is Maid Marian"

"But Miss", Paddy persists: "What about the song? Robin Hood, Robin Hood riding Trudy Glen!"


Out of the mouths of babes & sucklings, right enough!