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    Nominations For Tory Leadership Closed

    5 o'clock tonight, and the race is on! So - just for fun - here is an irreverent look at a selection of candidates.


    Forerunner Boris Johnson has
    vowed he won't make more faux pas,
    By crusading with a *lower profile
    Despite *this not being his usual style.

    Under a cloud is
    Michael Gove's campaign,
    Since he's admitted snorting cocaine
    But still he feels we otta know
    that was 20~odd years' ago
    !

    E'en
    Rory Stewart could face a ban
    For opium in Iran ,
    "Come clean" also ... ... was his aim
    Because he too is full of shame.

    Tax cuts for the lower paid,
    Are pledges
    Dominic Raab's now made:
    "Deal or none - we're out the (EU's) "door"
    Hmm ... ... we've heard it all before
    !

    These then ... they're just four
    Whom Tories will be voting for
    Despite there being a further seven
    Mak
    ing a grand total of eleven.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    5 o'clock tonight, and the race is on! So - just for fun - here is an irreverent look at a selection of candidates.


    Forerunner Boris Johnson has
    vowed he won't make more faux pas,
    By crusading with a *lower profile
    Despite *this not being his usual style.

    Under a cloud is
    Michael Gove's campaign,
    Since he's admitted snorting cocaine
    But still he feels we otta know
    that was 20~odd years' ago
    !

    E'en
    Rory Stewart could face a ban
    For opium in Iran ,
    "Come clean" also ... ... was his aim
    Because he too is full of shame.

    Tax cuts for the lower paid,
    Are pledges
    Dominic Raab's now made:
    "Deal or none - we're out the (EU's) "door"
    Hmm ... ... we've heard it all before
    !

    These then ... they're just four
    Whom Tories will be voting for
    Despite there being a further seven
    Mak
    ing a grand total of eleven.
    Wonder what the outcome will be?


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    I'd like a nice strong pound


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    Quote Originally Posted by Terpe View Post
    I'd like a nice strong pound
    Me too !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Parnham View Post
    Wonder what the outcome will be?
    Wonder no longer ... the result's been announced
    And the victor's remaining rival well 'n' truly trounced
    !


    https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...-no-10-cartoon


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    Well, he seems a bit barmy at times, but at least (hopefully) he has a pair.

    Good luck to him , to the UK, and to the value of my pounds !


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    Well, he seems a bit barmy at times, but at least (hopefully) he has a pair.

    Good luck to him , to the UK, and to the value of my pounds !
    ... on BOTH counts.


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    Boris has a record of talking the talk but failing to walk the walk......
    Let's see....


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    Not too keen on Boris at all.


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