Death is, undeniably, the world's BIGGEST killer!
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest rate at which to die. Besides ... ... health freaks are, at some stage, gonna feel stupid lying in hospital, dying of nowt!

Give a person a fish ... and you will feed him/her for a day. Teach that person how to use the internet ... and he/she won't bother you for weeks, months - even years.

ALL of us could learn a lesson from the weather; it's totally oblivious to criticism.

Back in the 1960s, people took drugs to make the world weird. Now, tho' - when the world's gone - folk take 'Prozac' in an attempt to feel normal!

But,

... don't worry about *growing old. ...*it won't last long.