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    Lay Person's Humorous Definition Of Medical Terminology

    ... light-hearted look at possible (mis)interpretation(s) vis-a-vis commonly~used medical data listed alphabetically:


    Artery ........ Study of paintings

    Bacteria ...... Back door to cafeteria

    Barium ........ Bury 'em

    Benign ......... Age after eight

    Caesarean ..... Roman neighbourhood

    'Cat' Scan ...... Searching for "Kitty"

    Cauterise ....... Made eye contact with her

    Colic ............. Sheepdog

    Coma ............ Punctuation mark

    Dilate ............ Long life

    Enema ........... Not a friend

    Fester ............ Quicker than someone else

    Fibula ............ Wee [white] lie

    Impotent ......... Distinguished

    Labour pain ..... Hurt at work

    Morbid ............ Higher offer

    Nitrates ........... Rates of pay for nightshift

    Node ............... Knew it

    Pelvis .............. Second cousin to Elvis

    Post Operative ... Letter carrier

    Rectum ............. Nearly killed him

    Secretion ........... Something hidden

    Seizure .............. Roman Emperor

    Tablet ................ Small table

    Terminal Illness .. Getting sick at the airport





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    Excellent,


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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Parnham View Post
    Excellent,
    Thank you, Michael, for the rep ... and for your appreciative support of my efforts to please.


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    Very good.


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