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17th August 2018 #1
Lay Person's Humorous Definition Of Medical Terminology
... light-hearted look at possible (mis)interpretation(s) vis-a-vis commonly~used medical data listed alphabetically:
Artery ........ Study of paintings
Bacteria ...... Back door to cafeteria
Barium ........ Bury 'em
Benign ......... Age after eight
Caesarean ..... Roman neighbourhood
'Cat' Scan ...... Searching for "Kitty"
Cauterise ....... Made eye contact with her
Colic ............. Sheepdog
Coma ............ Punctuation mark
Dilate ............ Long life
Enema ........... Not a friend
Fester ............ Quicker than someone else
Fibula ............ Wee [white] lie
Impotent ......... Distinguished
Labour pain ..... Hurt at work
Morbid ............ Higher offer
Nitrates ........... Rates of pay for nightshift
Node ............... Knew it
Pelvis .............. Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative ... Letter carrier
Rectum ............. Nearly killed him
Secretion ........... Something hidden
Seizure .............. Roman Emperor
Tablet ................ Small table
Terminal Illness .. Getting sick at the airport
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