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    Man Caught wanking Whilst His Wife Shopped At Asda

    One man couldn't be bothered to trek the aisles with the wife, so he sat in the car whilst she went around Asda.
    However, it seems he got just as bored waiting for her return, after he was caught masturbating in the car park.

    Timothy McTinghe, a former carpenter, was busted on Valentine's Day at Asda in Brighton Marina, East Sussex.
    McTinghe, 51, said that he had been rubbing his leg after suffering from pins and needles, though later admitted to public indecency.
    http://www.ladbible.com/funny/uk-int...-asda-20170722



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    Reminds me of something,did you ever see a really crap program called "Dog the bounty hunter"?He had a sidekick called Tim Youngblood chapman,his sidekick would always read felons a sermon about how they were doing wrong yadda....yadda....yadda....and was a really pious and holier than thou type of guy,one day while a security guard was on duty in a shopping mall care-park he happened to see tim totally naked in his vehicle watching women walking past,maybe it was hot I don't know,anyway the guard tried to talk to him and was nearly run over as the vehicle sped off,tim had a good lawyer who got him off the crime by claiming his client had been drinking juice,spilt it on himself and therefore had to strip naked and sit in the vehicle nude as the day he was born and try to dry off Tim was never seen on the show again and his marriage broke up shorly afterwards



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    Quote Originally Posted by fred View Post
    [FONT="]One man couldn't be bothered to trek the aisles with the wife, so he sat in the car whilst she went around Asda.[/FONT]
    [FONT="]However, it seems he got just as bored waiting for her return, after he was caught masturbating in the car park.[/FONT]
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    Timothy McTinghe, a former carpenter, was busted on Valentine's Day at Asda in Brighton Marina, East Sussex.
    McTinghe, 51, said that he had been rubbing his leg after suffering from pins and needles, though later admitted to public indecency.
    http://www.ladbible.com/funny/uk-int...-asda-20170722

    It states in that article that if a man ejaculates 21 times in a month, the risk of prostrate cancer reduces by a third.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ako Si Jamie View Post
    It states in that article that if a man ejaculates 21 times in a month, the risk of prostrate cancer reduces by a third.
    No idea if its true (and Ive heard that before)..But Who knows??
    Worth a try....Just in case?


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