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    My wifes in casualty...........

    Last night my wife sent me a txt,saying she was in casualty.When i got back home i watched all 50 minutes of it........never saw her once.She still hasnt come home yet...........I'm starving



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    Last night my wife sent me a txt,saying she was in casualty.When i got back home i watched all 50 minutes of it........never saw her once.She still hasnt come home yet...........I'm starving
    I got the same message , and just like you i was starving, but lucky i had some pork dripping in the house, or was it lard, either way it tasted like s--t .


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevewool View Post
    I got the same message , and just like you i was starving, but lucky i had some pork dripping in the house, or was it lard, either way it tasted like s--t .
    Next time get some bread and cut it into phallic symbols, apparently sticking these in your mouth improves the taste no end


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    Phallic symbols? my toast gets cut into soldiers to dip in my egg



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    Stupid me I read it as PATHETIC symbol's hay ho still the same I would have thought,


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    Phallic symbols? my toast gets cut into soldiers to dip in my egg
    Any perticular regiment your soldiers


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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonH View Post
    Next time get some bread and cut it into phallic symbols, apparently sticking these in your mouth improves the taste no end
    Depend what shape you make, a chocolate bar shape, But that would last weeks,


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevewool View Post
    Any perticular regiment your soldiers
    Of course,the grand old,duke of YOLK's



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    Of course,the grand old,duke of YOLK's
    The oldies are the best


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