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    Moderator Arthur Little's Avatar
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    Friends Are Like Knickers

    Some crawl up your ... and
    Some snap under pressure,
    Some don't have the strength
    to hold you
    up ... while
    Some get a little tw~isted.
    Some are your favourite,
    Some you can see right thru,
    Some are cheap 'n' plain nasty ... tho'
    Others will cover your instead -
    When you need them to
    !!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    Some crawl up your ... and
    Some snap under pressure,
    Some don't have the strength
    to hold you
    up ... while
    Some get a little tw~isted.
    Some are your favourite,
    Some you can see right thru,
    Some are cheap 'n' plain nasty ... tho'
    Others will cover your instead -
    When you need them to
    !!
    Nice one Arthur


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    So if you dont wear any , does that mean you may have no friends or could it be more friends


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevewool View Post
    So if you dont wear any , does that mean you may have no friends or could it be more friends
    Depends if you're male or female, no friends if you're a man as anyone can clearly see you're nuts
    and plenty of extra admirers if you're a woman


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    Some crawl up your ... and
    Some snap under pressure,
    Some don't have the strength
    to hold you
    up ... while
    Some get a little tw~isted.
    Some are your favourite,
    Some you can see right thru,
    Some are cheap 'n' plain nasty ... tho'
    Others will cover your instead -
    When you need them to
    !!
    And like knickers they can be full of sh1t too

    Good little poem there Arthur. Very true.


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    Moderator Arthur Little's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ako Si Jamie View Post
    And like knickers they can be full of sh1t too
    ! Plus if the said garments happen to be full of holes - and are worn by an ultra religious freak - then the "brown stuff" would amount to Holy sh1t, also.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ako Si Jamie View Post
    Good little poem there Arthur. Very true.
    thanks, Jamie.


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    A good friend will stick to you through thick and thin, and do their best to prevent a stain on your reputation


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