Man is this 'doing my head in' .

I wish somebody would just come along and tell me exactly how to apply for my baby son's (first) British passport, when I live in the UK and he lives in the Phils.

I have every form of 'backup' document and letter known to man.

Latest nonsense:

Do they really think I'm going to apply online and then have to have all MY original documents... including my PASSPORT sent back to an address in the Philippines ?

The website is just totally HOPELESS !

No refunds of course, should you cock-up the application.

I'm waiting for a callback from their (no doubt ripoff expensive) help line.