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Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
ENGLISH PHRASE CHINESE TRANSLATION
Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man Dum Gai
Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high!! No Bai Dam Thing!!
Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution. Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone. No Pah King
Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena Song? Wai Yu Sing Dum
You are not very bright Yu So Dum
I got this for free Ai No Pei
I am not guilty Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer. Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive Hu Man Go!
Pew! does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?Not an expert, I only try to help.
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hmm ladyj, is this a dup post
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whats your excuse tooooo bizzy working ohhhhhhhhh ebaying
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Haha! sorry I didn't know. It was my first time when I read this joke earlier and I thought it was funny.
Not an expert, I only try to help.
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use the search function
http://filipinaroses.com/showthread....=Learn+Chinese
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Originally Posted by joebloggs
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Not an expert, I only try to help.
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i'll let you off just this once
seeing your a lady..
but next time. rep will have to go
have a good day ladyj, goto work now
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I've seen that before...still makes me laugh though!
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 Plane of Forces
5 Astral Plane
4 Mental Plane
3 Too mysterious to describe.
2 Too mysterious to describe.
1 Too mysterious to describe.
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