Farting

[Arthur Little]

... musical farts.

Can't compete with that, ... but, as you may have seen in #40 (now overleaf) I did manage to compose an *ode on the topic.

Oh dear ... I should've said *odour, perhaps.

[stevewool]

I was in a cafe this evening, when I suddenly realised I needed to pass wind.
The music was really really loud, so I timed it with the beats.
After a few songs I started to feel better.
After I finished my coffee I noticed that everyone was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my music on my iPod.

Thats funny

[stevewool]

I agree Michael. Oi who trumped!!

creep

[stevewool]

It's not so much the subject, it's the word, why not say 'Passing the Wind'

Dont you mean Gone With The Wind, or is that the book

[Iani]

One of life's joys............................being in a very crowded lift, and.............well