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26th June 2015 #31
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26th June 2015 #32
Did not think of that, JAM TART, sounds good taste great too, but will they make your FART smell better, oops jam tart I mean
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26th June 2015 #33
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26th June 2015 #34
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26th June 2015 #35
So what I should have said then is,
"The other day I drank some Acker Bilk and ate some bended knees followed by a slice of Doctor Crippen. I then felt unwell and did a jam tart and then I went to the loo and had a lemon curd".
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27th June 2015 #39
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You giving this thread second wind Arthur ?
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27th June 2015 #40
LAVATORIAL HABITS
Where d'you start?
When describing a fart?
Fart is a *"pump"
Crap ... a 'dump'
Each is the same
With another name
Just a diff'rent word
Referring to a turd!
*FOOTNOTE: Pump was the rather refined expression my mum & dad taught my brother and I to use when we were being toilet~trained.
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27th June 2015 #41
wwoooooohhh it stinks in here , who did it
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27th June 2015 #42
What my point was, is that there are better ways of putting things on the Forum, for instance if you want to swear use Blooming heck or Kinell, don't use words that can offend some people and I'm sure that some on here will be rather embarrassed when one uses strong slang. I may be old fashioned but I'm careful to select my words rather than upset anyone, it was the way I was brought up so sorry if some don't like my opinion!
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27th June 2015 #43
This thread is now officially the most popular thread of the week and that's no guff.
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27th June 2015 #44
Do i get a present, and dont say a jam tart
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27th June 2015 #45
Like many good post , it starts with a question, some people respond, some just ignore it and others pass though,
Very few threads are meant to annoy people but some can take it the wrong way, but its all done to make people think about life.
Like i have said before if i dont find the thread interesting i dont respond to it and i can tell you there are a few of those around, but if its interesting i shall do my best to reply
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27th June 2015 #46
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27th June 2015 #48
Hmm ... notice Dedworth is conspicuous by his lack of comment on this thread. ... wonder if he farts?
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27th June 2015 #51
That's the trouble with wearing white - can't hide the stains.
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27th June 2015 #57
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Strange that he hasn't got wind of it...or maybe just let it pass.
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I was in a cafe this evening, when I suddenly realised I needed to pass wind.
The music was really really loud, so I timed it with the beats.
After a few songs I started to feel better.
After I finished my coffee I noticed that everyone was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my music on my iPod.
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