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23rd November 2007 #1
Aussie Welfare
Time for a bit of a laugh on here today.
Sentences taken from actual applicants' letters received by local Welfare Departments in Australia.
- I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 children. I have 7, but one was baptized on half a sheet of paper.
- I am writing the Welfare Department to say that my baby was born 2 years old. When do I get my money?
- Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for a year and has been visited by the clergy regularly.
- I cannot get sick pay. I have 6 children. Can you tell me why?
- I am glad to report that my husband who was missing is dead.
- This is my 8th child. What are you going to do about it?
- Please find for certain if my husband is dead. The man I now live with can't eat or do anything until he knows.
- I am very much annoyed to find that you have branded my son as illiterate. This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was born.
- In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a boy weighing 10 pounds. I hope this is satisfactory.
- I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 3 children, one of which is a mistake as you can see.
- My husband got his project cut off 2 weeks ago and I haven't had any relief since.
- Unless I get my husband's money pretty soon, I will be forced to lead an immortal life.
- You have changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make any difference?
- I have no children yet as my husband is a truck driver and works day and night.
- In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.
- I want my money as quick as I can get it. I've been in bed with the doctor for 2 weeks and he doesn't do me any good. If things don't improve, I will have to send for another doctor.
Keith Driscoll - Administrator
Managing Director, Win2Win Limited
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23rd November 2007 #2
I like those made me
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23rd November 2007 #3
ROFLMAO
There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
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23rd November 2007 #4
Yeah................ Keep 'em coming boss....
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24th November 2007 #5
this is really great for a good laugh!!!
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24th November 2007 #6
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