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    Cool My jeepney rides today

    We spent some time today becoming familiar with quite a few jeepney routes.
    Which jeeps to choose and which routes are quickest and cheapest etc.

    We had a great time, very successful and achieved everything we'd planned.
    Even managed to find our bank was empty just one or two customers and we got helped out quickly.
    Usually the bank is heaving with people and you just wait to be attended to for however long it takes. Mostly long long long.

    Anyway on the way home I happened to sit directly opposite the most perfectly beautiful women I've ever seen.
    To be honest I was mesmerised and couldn't stop myself from looking. Much to the annoyance of my wife who was quick to notice.

    I've been forgiven, but what an unforgettable ride that was.

    She had everything, beauty, poise, elegance, charisma and that x-factor.

    Well, until she spoke.
    She had the strangest squeakiest voice. Quite remarkable.


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    Better than a deep husky voice.

    So many stunning women here, I fall in love every day. I'm mesmerised!


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    So Peter, any regrets setting in? Most say the only one is, "I wish I had done this sooner!".


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    The most perfectly beautiful women I've ever seen.

    To be honest I was mesmerised, and couldn't stop myself from looking.

    She had everything, beauty, poise, elegance, charisma and that x-factor.
    This happened to me too while out shopping with Ems.

    To me, this lady was so beautiful in my eyes - like you, I could not stop looking at her. And yes, our eyes did meet many, many times. It was me who had to look away!

    It's nice to see beautiful ladies but Ems is my life and my eyes stay fixed on her!
    Hi ya Ems i love you, just in case you are reading this.


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    I suppose window shopping is OK....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Longweekend View Post
    I suppose window shopping is OK....
    I hope so!


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    The day I don't look, will be the day I am not any good for anything. It's my belief we can look but not touch.


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevewool View Post
    So Peter, any regrets setting in? Most say the only one is, "I wish I had done this sooner!".
    No regrets and yes, I wish I could have moved sooner. But you need money and without the steady income of my pensions I'd have needed a pretty solid alternative plan.


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    Well, until she spoke.
    She had the strangest squeakiest voice. Quite remarkable.
    What did you ask her?


    My Mrs points the stunners out to me and we both have a good look!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Terpe View Post
    No regrets and yes, I wish I could have moved sooner. But you need money and without the steady income of my pensions I'd have needed a pretty solid alternative plan.


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    Quote Originally Posted by fred View Post
    What did you ask her?


    My Mrs points the stunners out to me and we both have a good look!
    I had a feeling someone was watching me at Alona beach and now I know!


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    Quote Originally Posted by fred View Post
    What did you ask her?
    I was too enthralled to speak

    Besides which I wanted some dinner

    She wanted to pay her fare and told the driver where she got on and where she wanted to go.

    Just off now for another expedition.

    The missus will stay home


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    Quote Originally Posted by Terpe View Post
    Just off now for another expedition.

    The missus will stay home


    Living dangerous comes to mind Peter


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    Living dangerous comes to mind Peter
    She doesn't mind at all when I go off on an adventure. In fact she likes me to learn about life here and learn how to manage. It's a good opportunity for me. Oftentimes I end up knowing more than she does.

    Besides I like living dangerously.
    Time seems to be flying past at lightening speed and I have so much still to experience.


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    Take your time Terpe - you have lots of it! Enjoy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Terpe View Post
    She doesn't mind at all when I go off on an adventure.


    (Lucky beggar!)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Terpe View Post
    Anyway on the way home I happened to sit directly opposite the most perfectly beautiful women I've ever seen.
    To be honest I was mesmerised and couldn't stop myself from looking. Much to the annoyance of my wife who was quick to notice.

    I've been forgiven, but what an unforgettable ride that was.

    She had everything, beauty, poise, elegance, charisma and that x-factor.

    Well, until she spoke.
    She had the strangest squeakiest voice. Quite remarkable.
    It's not easy living here with so many beautiful, sexy women! Almost every time I'm out without the missus, I get chatted up. It certainly gives you a boost!

    But on Tuesday, I went to a car parts store to buy a grease gun. My brother-in-law was with me. The assistant was megga gwapa! My bro' was asking about the grease gun, I realised they talked about me, then she said to him in English, "I'm too shy". He turned to me and said she wants to ask me, but is too shy. Then she spoke to me in English - and, in a very flirty way, asked if I spoke Bisyan. I said, "just a little", she replied, "I can teach you", smiling and looking at me in a seductive way. No, it wasn't my imagination, I knew it wasn't Bisyan she wanted to teach me - i very much doubt it! I smiled at her but didn't reply.

    Then she said, if ! wanted to, just to call back and see her.

    It's the first time out of all those who've chatted to me, that i have felt so tempted. And it's still playing on my mind, thinking maybe I should have come here as a single guy.

    But I guess and very much doubt if I will take her up on that.

    I've too much to lose!

    But ohhh ... the temptation!


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    Quote Originally Posted by imagine View Post
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    But ohhh ... the temptation!


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    One of today's jeepney rides was different.
    Not a beautiful sexy young lady but a 40 something well built lady sat right next to me. Even though there was plenty of room.
    She was deliberately rubbing my leg and my arm.
    When I looked at her she gave me a really really flirty look. Then she squeezed even closer to me and began moving her whole body on me.

    I got rather hot and jumped out of the jeep very quickly as soon as it slowed down. Ended up in the middle of the road .
    I told my wife and she laughed so much.
    She reckons the lady was drunk

    Do you think she would have invited me to her house.........she looked quite well to do.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Terpe View Post
    One of today's jeepney rides was different.
    Not a beautiful sexy young lady but a 40 something well built lady sat right next to me. Even though there was plenty of room.
    She was deliberately rubbing my leg and my arm.
    When I looked at her she gave me a really really flirty look. Then she squeezed even closer to me and began moving her whole body on me.

    I got rather hot and jumped out of the jeep very quickly as soon as it slowed down. Ended up in the middle of the road .
    I told my wife and she laughed so much.
    She reckons the lady was drunk

    Do you think she would have invited me to her house.........she looked quite well to do.
    Maybe she would have sat on you, pinned you down and had her wicked way with you!


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    Quote Originally Posted by imagine View Post
    Maybe she would have sat on you, pinned you down and had her wicked way with you!
    Always ends up like that.
    It's more fun in the Philippines


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    Act your age you randy buggers!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevewool View Post
    Act your age you randy buggers!!
    Got to the point where it's second time around, so feeling younger!


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