Baby shower

[stevewool]

A what? Yes, a baby shower!

I am not getting into that, it's a woman's thing and a waste of my time! What is it going to cost too?

What man goes to these things? Am I wrong in saying "no"?

Well, it seems I have to go because it's in London, and how is Ems going to get there?

Yes, it's her cousin. There are lots of family going and they would like to meet me and , the list goes on ...!

But wait a minute! We can stay at the Hilton in London, breakfast and evening meal plus parking all for £60! This is getting better the more I understand it.

[Dedworth]

Puerile American idea - Mrs D went to a couple the other year

[Slip]

Refusing to have one. People keep asking.. Baby is here anyday now, so too late anyway!