Is this true ? ...

[grahamw48]

Rye Bread

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.

The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did, to have so much energy.


The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high,
and you'll have great sexual stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves."

She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this but me!"

[Michael Parnham]

Brilliant!

[cheekee]

Thats funny

[imagine]

[fred]

I heard Hovis gives you the horn.
Right Graham?

[SimonH]

I heard Hovis gives you the horn.
Right Graham?

Depends on the yeast content as to how quickly it rises

[grahamw48]

I heard Hovis gives you the horn.
Right Graham?

Who told you she was called Hovis ?

[stevewool]

funny on both accounts

[Arthur Little]

Who told you she was called Hovis ?

Must've been a person who had "used their loaf" after hearing she was ... well ... ... bred!

[Arthur Little]

Must've been a person who had "used their loaf" after hearing she was ... well ... ... bred!

's right ... someone clearly with a wry sense of humour!

[grahamw48]

Very good Arthur.

[Michael Parnham]