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    Politically correct joke

    As it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any one racial or ethnic minority, try this one:

    An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, a Canadian, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentinian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an African went to a night club.


    The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai. "


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    Good un Ded


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    Or in our case....

    "You're too bloody old !"

    "Bugger off !"


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    It not a bad joke but I think it dates back to Freds joke thread 2010 (ish)..
    Keep up!!
    That said..Its only racist if the reader thinks it is ..If they do,,they can go and get stuffed.
    IMO lang.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dedworth View Post
    As it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any one racial or ethnic minority, try this one:

    An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, a Canadian, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentinian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an African went to a night club.


    The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai".
    Love it!


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    I like that


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