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Thread: Fred's 2014 joke thread.
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10th August 2014 #121
During a fundraising dinner speech last night, Tony Blair is said to have commented that there is a 'shortage of common sense' right now in the UK ...
at which point the people who paid £5,000 a plate for their dinner applauded in agreement.
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10th August 2014 #122
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10th August 2014 #123
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10th August 2014 #124
I was in the pub with my girlfriend last night when she said, "Can I ask you a question?"
"Sure, babe," I replied, stroking her hair. "What is it?"
She said, "Why are you with me?"
I said, "Because I love you."
She said, "I know, but this is the ladies toilets and I'm trying to have a s**t."
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10th August 2014 #125
Called a plumber out the other day. He was Chinese.
Called a builder, he was also Chinese.
Called an electrician out. He was Chinese as well !
Bloody Yellow Pages
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10th August 2014 #126
Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub watching the Tour de France on TV.
Seamus shook his head and asked, "Whoi t'e hell do they do that?"
"Do what?" asked Mick.
"Go on them boikes for moiles and moiles, up and down t'e hills, round t'e bends. Day
after day, week after week. No matter if it's oicy, rainin?, snowin?, hailin? .. .. ..
Why would they torture themselves like that?"
"Tis all for the prestige and the money," replied Mick, "You know the winner gets about
a half a million Euros?.
"Yeah, I understand that." said Seamus, "But why do all the others do it?"
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10th August 2014 #127
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10th August 2014 #128
Some good ones there Fred
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3rd September 2014 #129
Cuddly toy road rage video.. Dont miss this one!
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3rd September 2014 #130
You've just got to laugh Fred!
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3rd September 2014 #131
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Hahahahaha !
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3rd September 2014 #132
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Well that was a surprise for sure.
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4th September 2014 #133
Brill
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14th September 2014 #134
The wife came back from the doctors on friday and said " The doctor thinks I have acute angina" and I replied " well! your tit's are not bad either"
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14th September 2014 #135
Did you realise that a woman's "I'll be ready in five minutes" and a man's "I'll be home in five minutes" are exactly the same?
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14th September 2014 #136
How is a woman like a condom?
Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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14th September 2014 #137
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14th September 2014 #138
Called a plumber out the other day. He was Chinese.
Called a builder, he was also Chinese.
Called an electrician out. He was Chinese as well !
Bloody Yellow Pages
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14th September 2014 #139
My mate dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water....
I think he meant well.
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14th September 2014 #140
How cold was it this morning? I had to use my B&Q discount card to scrape the ice off my windscreen!
Didn't work very well though,
only got 10% off.
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14th September 2014 #141
Telephone rings, woman answers.
Pervert, breathing heavily, says "I bet you have a tight @rse with no hair ?"
Woman replies, "Yes, I have, He's watching the football ... Who shall I say is calling ?"
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14th September 2014 #142
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22nd September 2014 #143
I tried to eat the clock the other day....it was really time consuming!
Mamma Mia...classic Abba song or Yorkshire kid telling his mum he is home?
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22nd September 2014 #144I tried to eat the clock the other day....it was really time consuming!
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22nd September 2014 #145
I had time on my hands
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22nd September 2014 #146
Clock puns, tick me off...
Drive me Cuckoo..
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22nd September 2014 #147
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22nd September 2014 #148
Oh no, not the puns
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22nd September 2014 #149
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22nd September 2014 #150
You just can't help yourself can you Arthur
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