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    Discovery ... Man Vs. Woman

    >>> The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
    >>> The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
    >>>
    >>> The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
    >>> The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
    >>>
    >>> The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
    >>> The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.
    >>>
    >>> The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
    >>> The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
    >>>
    >>> The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
    >>> The woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.
    >>>
    >>> The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
    >>> The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
    >>>
    >>> Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things.
    >>>
    >>> while the women STUCK to shopping...........


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    nice


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    Ha ha ha ha ha. So, the man will end up and stuck to invent money to give to his woman and while the woman enjoy herself in shopping.
    Good one, itsme_iye.


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    I've made two inventions, my first invention was 'farton' the folding carton, people said it sounded rude, so they'll never like my folding bucket..

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    I discovered a grey pubic hair, it was in my cheeseburger!

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    Yuuckyyy...
    There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.


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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    I discovered a grey pubic hair, it was in my cheeseburger!
    not blonde???


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    Errr, it looked grey, but it tasted blonde! If it was red I guess it would have been Ronald Macdonalds!

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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