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  1. 17th September 2013 #1
    Dedworth
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    Naked man caught 'having sex' with Land Rover - Telegraph

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...and-Rover.html

    He should have gone to Spec Savers - mistaking a Land Rover for a sheep
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  2. 17th September 2013 #2
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    Perhaps he was buffing up the paintwork
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    Or hoping for whip-lashes
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    I've always found a nice leather steering wheel to be a real turn-on

    I'll stop now.......it's gets addictive
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  5. 17th September 2013 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Terpe View Post
    I've always found a nice leather steering wheel to be a real turn-on

    I'll stop now.......it's gets addictive

    Wait till you get one with a heated leather steering wheel
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    "leg over" > ... with a land rover?

    ... wouldn't be 'jeep'!
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    It seems he'd been mixing cheap counterfeitt brake fluid with alcohol and just couldn't stop himself
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    I drive a BMW and other drivers must get turned on by the car as they are always make these signals or
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    Give the guy due..he was practicing safe sex...At least he won't be waking up with a dose of the Chris Rea's
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    Safe yes, but now he's permanently exhausted
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    Cue: ... 'Birdie Song' ...

    ... "chirpy, chirpy ...

    ... jeep, jeep" ... !
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