Dead body of burglar found in CHIMNEY

[Dedworth]

good news to start the day with. This maggot won't be doing any more thieving and costing the taxpayer untold expense.

[imagine]

hope it wasn't santa

[Dedworth]

hope it wasn't santa

I dont think he wears a mask, striped jumper and has swag printed on his sack

[imagine]

I dont think he wears a mask, striped jumper and has swag printed on his sack

[jonnijon]

He caught the flu

[grahamw48]

I bet that wasn't a very nice recovery job .

[Dedworth]

He didn't need smoking out

[grahamw48]

Yes, I suppose he was all fired up thinking what a grate idea it was, but the odds were stacked against it and then everything just went to pot.

Still mustn't poke fun at the poor fool. That would just be raking over the coals...in furnace.

[stevewool]

thats my solicitors and here was me thinking i farted that day and all the time it was santa up the chimney making that smell

[Arthur Little]

good news to start the day with.

... thought it rather(g)lum reading!

Footnote: lum=chimney.

[Terpe]

How on earth did he think he could ever get in ?


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[Terpe]

Seems he must have flue off the handle.

[Ako Si Jamie]

Yes, I suppose he was all fired up thinking what a grate idea it was, but the odds were stacked against it and then everything just went to pot.

Still mustn't poke fun at the poor fool. That would just be raking over the coals...in furnace.

[fred]

How on earth did he think he could ever get in ?

They said his body was found 2 feet above the hearth..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ty-centre.html

[SimonH]

come on down

[stevewool]

after reading more of what the daily mail has put in their paper, Julie Marson represented me in my divorce and she was very good and fair, plus the price was very good too,
I did ask for discount because of my name, but i just got a nice smile and a No

[Ako Si Jamie]

I bet he was bricking it. Should of chosen a more sootable house to burgle.

[stevewool]

I bet he was bricking it. Should of chosen a more sootable house to burgle.

, maybe he was hoping for a clean sweep of the house and not just the chimney

[Ako Si Jamie]

, maybe he was hoping for a clean sweep of the house and not just the chimney

[grahamw48]

'He must have been trying to avoid a brush with the law'...said the ashen-faced solicitor's clerk, about the coke-fuelled intruder who's death had sparked off the investigation.

[Dedworth]

He burned his bridges

[grahamw48]

Hot off the press !

Caretaker said he'd have discovered the body sooner if he'd looked past the mantlepiece while poking the fire !

[fred]

I wonder why they were all complaining about the smell???
Perhaps they dont like BBQ?