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    Left screaming in agony after his testicles were burned by 99p 'shower gel

    Everyone knows that stinging feeling when soap suds go in their eyes.

    But spare a thought for Raymond Cuss who was left screaming in agony when the 99p shower gel he was using burned his penis and testicles.

    The 42-year-old said a layer of skin was ripped off his privates while his manhood was left glowing bright red after using the Dettol-branded liquid soap.

    He was in so much pain that even when his underwear brushed against the affected area he doubled over in pain.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz2Rxg2sjw9




    Never had a problem with their "grey import" made in UAE or Malaysia soap bars


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    well you get what you pay for, i bet his testicles never been so clean


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    mmmmm how come it was only the testicle area and not the rest of the body skin,

    what was he doing in that shower


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    Doesn't say whether it was genuine Dettol product or not. Also doesn't say what was in it.

    I had a similar problem one time after using some red chillies in Chilli Con Carne.
    Sat in a cold bath for a couple of hours bathing with double cream


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    my ass burns like fire the day after a very hot curry , now iv told the world web

    wonder if i can get an out of court settlment


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    Raymond Cuss (42) said a layer of skin was ripped off his privates - while his manhood was left glowing bright red - after using the Dettol-branded liquid soap

    ... OUCH!

    ... should've bought Cusson's!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Terpe View Post
    Doesn't say whether it was genuine Dettol product or not. Also doesn't say what was in it.

    I had a similar problem one time after using some red chillies in Chilli Con Carne.
    Sat in a cold bath for a couple of hours bathing with double cream
    It will be genuine Dettol but a grey market product as it's meant for Korea might have been a special CIA bottle meant for Kim Jong-il .


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dedworth View Post

    it's meant for Korea - might have been a special CIA bottle meant for Kim Jong-il .
    ... CIAO, Kim Jong-un!


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    £1000 settlement for all that pain. Meh!

    I would have wanted more.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dedworth View Post
    It will be genuine Dettol but a grey market product as it's meant for Korea might have been a special CIA bottle meant for Kim Jong-il .
    Too cheap, and late, for the deceased Dear Leader ... who did tell everyone he was Il


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    I wondered if I'd typed the dead ones name Doc !

    - I meant Fat Boy Kim Jong un


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    Reminded me of a hair removal product on amazon Ded. Ignore the product but have a read of the reviews. Cracking.

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000KKNQB...fa_am_ip_am_gb


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