Disclaimer: By posting on this web site it is accepted that you have agreed to our Terms. Please DO NOT publish copyrighted material/pictures without the owner’s permission, you are liable for any costs incurred.


Results 1 to 7 of 7

Thread: Oops...

  1. #1
    Trusted Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Pangasinan
    Posts
    25,597
    Rep Power
    150

    Oops...

    "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there nothing comes out."

    "Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

    "Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

    "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

    "No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

    "So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

    "No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

    Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

    "I don't wake up until 7:00."


  2. #2
    Respected Member imagine's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Philippines
    Posts
    7,026
    Rep Power
    150


  3. #3
    Trusted Member mickcant's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Isle of Wight UK
    Posts
    2,953
    Rep Power
    150
    Didn't see that coming
    Mick


  4. #4
    Moderator fred's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    South,North East,somewhere.
    Posts
    11,440
    Rep Power
    150


  5. #5
    Moderator
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    Marikina City
    Posts
    26,785
    Rep Power
    150

    Well and truly tickled there Graham


  6. #6
    Respected Member Iani's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    Sunny Yorkshire, ey oop
    Posts
    1,378
    Rep Power
    110
    Hehe


  7. #7
    Respected Member stevie c's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Location
    uk
    Posts
    3,478
    Rep Power
    100
    Great




    AN HAPPY WIFE IS A HAPPY LIFE


Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Oops...
    By grahamw48 in forum Humour
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 21st January 2013, 12:24
  2. Oops has mr cameron put his foot in it?
    By andy222 in forum News UK
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 12th August 2012, 10:20
  3. Oops
    By grahamw48 in forum Humour
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 3rd April 2012, 17:13
  4. oops :D
    By grahamw48 in forum Humour
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 1st March 2012, 21:59

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Filipino Forum : Philippine Forum