Just introducing myself

[flyingsparks]

I've been reading this forum for ages, and I thought it was time I finally introduced myself.
My name is Peter, and I live in Bexley, South east London with my beautiful wife Mona. We married in Monas home church in San Salvador Island, Zambales, Philippines in 2005, and last year Mona was finally able to come here and join me after her visa was granted.
Hoping to get to know everyone else here soon.

[KeithD]

I need to make an appointment with "Rent-A-Kill-A-Southerner" We have an infestation!!!

[charlwill]

Welcome Peter And Wife Mona.... Glad To Have You Here In The Forum.

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[ervenescence]

I've been reading this forum for ages, and I thought it was time I finally introduced myself.
My name is Peter, and I live in Bexley, South east London with my beautiful wife Mona. We married in Monas home church in San Salvador Island, Zambales, Philippines in 2005, and last year Mona was finally able to come here and join me after her visa was granted.
Hoping to get to know everyone else here soon.

Welcome Peter, nevermind Keith..we all get used to his humour .

[fred]

Welcome Peter, nevermind Keith..we all get used to his humour .

"Tolerate" and "getting used to" are two completely different things.

[ervenescence]

I admit it that I did find Keiths humour sometimes as unfunny but sometimes he made me laugh, infairness. Its not just him but some of the people here are trying to be funny.

"I can take a joke but I can't swallowed the insult."


And now im banned..bye

[KeithD]

And now im banned..bye

For having the word 'swallow' in your sentence? Don't think so

[fred]

Swallow?? As in??...
Or..??

[andypaul]

Welcome to the two of you just, ignore mr admin like we southners do about the north in general normally

[Mich]

welcome flyingsparks ( nice nick)