Football chants

[les_taxi]

I know it's wrong but I did laugh out loud when i say what city used to sing about Tevez when he played for united
His neck scars prove he's lost his head,
Tevez,Tevez,
he'll never get a sexy bird,
Tevez,Tevez,
you ugly t**t you argy c**t,
they've sewn your head on back to front,
Carlos Tevez, Herman Munster's head

[malchard888]

[Jamesey]

Football chants sometimes have some great wit. They can be very cruel, but also very amusing.

One I liked was about when the Scottish goalkeeper Andy Goram was diagnosed with schizophrenia.

The fans were chanting "There's only two Andy Gorams! Two Andy Gorams! There's only two Andy Gorams.....!"

[lastlid]

Football chants sometimes have some great wit. They can be very cruel, but also very amusing.

One I liked was about when the Scottish goalkeeper Andy Goram was diagnosed with schizophrenia.

The fans were chanting "There's only two Andy Gorams! Two Andy Gorams! There's only two Andy Gorams.....!"

[lastlid]

My personal favourite right now is "Your Not Singing Anymore" .

[Iani]

Who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies............

[les_taxi]

The Tevez chant got changed to this when he signed for city

sung to 'When Johnny Comes Marching Home' which goes: "They couldn't afford his transfer fee, Tevez Tevez. Now he plays for Man Citee, Tevez Tevez. We're sorry for the hateful words, We're sure you've snogged loads of birds. Car-los Tevez is fitter than Cheryl Cole".

[les_taxi]

Who let the frogs out, who? who? who? who?"

Sung by Leicester City fans to the tune of 'Who Let the Dogs Out' by the Baha Men, as they welcomed Arsene Wenger's Arsenal team to the pitch.

[les_taxi]

"When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that's Zamora."

Sung to the tune of 'That's Amore' by Frank Sinatra, Fulham fans really know how to show their appreciation for striker Bobby Zamora.

[Dedworth]

I like some of the old mindless ones

"Stand up if you hate Man U, Stand up if you hate Man U, Stand up if you hate Man U, Stand up if you hate Man U"

We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham, We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham, We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham, we are the Totnum haters

You are a scouser, a dirty scouser
You're only happy, on giro day
Your mum's out stealing, your dads' drug dealing
Oh please dont take my hubcaps away

[lastlid]

I like some of the old mindless ones

"Stand up if you hate Man U, Stand up if you hate Man U, Stand up if you hate Man U, Stand up if you hate Man U"

We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham, We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham, We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham, we are the Totnum haters

You are a scouser, a dirty scouser
You're only happy, on giro day
Your mum's out stealing, your dads' drug dealing
Oh please dont take my hubcaps away

The top two certainly stretch the intellect!

[Dedworth]

"When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that's Zamora."

Sung to the tune of 'That's Amore' by Frank Sinatra, Fulham fans really know how to show their appreciation for striker Bobby Zamora.

When the ball hits the back of the Old Trafford net, it's Vialli,

He nutmegged the Dane and poor Fergie's in pain, it's Vialli!

[lastlid]

[Ako Si Jamie]

Football chants sometimes have some great wit. They can be very cruel, but also very amusing.

One I liked was about when the Scottish goalkeeper Andy Goram was diagnosed with schizophrenia.

The fans were chanting "There's only two Andy Gorams! Two Andy Gorams! There's only two Andy Gorams.....!"

I was going to mention that one. Cruel but probably the funniest I've heard.

[Dedworth]

We want our Chelsea back !

[lastlid]

We want our Chelsea back !

[lastlid]

You get a better class of lyrics at the Bridge.

http://fanchants.co.uk/football-song...elsea-chelsea/

[lastlid]

If your are a Chelsea fan there are a million of em here.

http://fanchants.co.uk/football-chan...hip/chelsea/2/