1st Olympic Cheat Caught well done GSK

[Dedworth]

Albanian weightlifter Hysen Pulaku has been thrown out of London 2012 after failing a drugs test, the International Olympic Committee have announced.

Pulaku, 20, tested positive for stanozolol on July 23.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/oly...#ixzz21w7XWres

He'll be claiming asylum

[grahamw48]

Just what we need....more cheats.

[Ako Si Jamie]

Albanian weightlifter Hysen Pulaku has been thrown out of London 2012 after failing a drugs test, the International Olympic Committee have announced.

Pulaku, 20, tested positive for stanozolol on July 23.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/oly...#ixzz21w7XWres

He'll be claiming asylum

Then end up driving one of these

[Dedworth]

10 out of 10 for accuracy Jamie - it's even got the obligatory light.

There's some mugs round the corner from us having the block paving done by diddys in a transit dumper (with light) and the head scum drives a brand new Range Rover - I doubt if they bother with VAT and suchlike so I've emailed their mobile number and job location to HMRC

[grahamw48]

When I worked in the dole office they used to park their scrap-laden pick-ups right outside, then come in and sign on.

DHSS (as was) just ended up chasing them from one jurisdiction to another, with nothing ever accomplished.

Made it a lot harder when ALL of them were called Smith or Lee.

[Dedworth]

As I've said before HMRC should follow their counterparts in Eire - seize and crush the transits and 4 x 4's - it's the only kind of language those ba$tards understand.

Probably the prime reason the vermin don't stay in their homeland and come over here

[grahamw48]

But of course.