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Sex With Ex's DOG ...
... aka, 'Away to buggery'!
Here are the "bare bones" (s'cuse pun) of an article I read in two separate newspapers while queueing at a local barber's shop yesterday afternoon:
Seemingly,
a man called at the home of his estranged wife ... in the hope of effecting some sort of reconciliation. 
When repeated attempts
to engage in "amorous seduction" 
failed, he then stomped off upstairs, to - by all accounts - "lick 
his wounds".
Whereupon, what happened NEXT, left the poor woman speechless
with shock! 
Hearing what can beast be described as "unusual sounds" emanating from the bedroom above, she proceeded to investigate ...
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... there, before her very eyes, 
was the naked form of her errant husband - tucked up in bed with the family pet, a bull-mastiff - his ass going like a fiddler's elbow! 
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Sorry Arthur, just couldn't resist it
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Well really!
Certainly gives new meaning to the phrase "give the dog a bone"
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... whereas, if the wife had "worn the shoes" I'd been wearing while in Scarborough last weekend, she'd have been none the wiser
Originally Posted by Arthur Little
- as these sounds (indeed more or less ANY sounds!!) would've fallen on [almost] *deaf ears. 
[*Slight exaggeration! ]
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Originally Posted by Arthur Little
[*Slight exaggeration! ]
... NOT another "tale" involving a "shaggy dog"! 
