Tracing illegal immigrants

[grahamw48]

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that, during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born almost three years ago in Appleby, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria ? And, they even tracked her calves to their individual stalls... but they are unable to locate 500,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country.

Maybe we should give each illegal immigrant a cow.

[andy222]

I dont see the point Graham. They only have to get rid of thier passports and the border agency let them off.

[Dedworth]

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that, during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born almost three years ago in Appleby, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria ? And, they even tracked her calves to their individual stalls... but they are unable to locate 500,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country.

Maybe we should give each illegal immigrant a cow.

See what I've just posted in the Rant section Graham - the UK Border Farce are reasonably adept at catching them but then they let them go

[grahamw48]

I dont see the point Graham. They only have to get rid of thier passports and the border agency let them off.

I would prefer they had a big plastic label pinned through their earhole ....then tied up in a stall until the shipping truck arrives.

[Dedworth]

I would prefer they had a big plastic label pinned through their earhole ....then tied up in a stall until the shipping truck arrives.

Tut tut Graham do you want to provide bumper pay days for Mrs Blair and the rest of the handwringing Human Rights leeching lawyers

[Englishman2010]

Tut tut Graham do you want to provide bumper pay days for Mrs Blair and the rest of the handwringing Human Rights leeching lawyers

Forget the tag through the ear then, and get the cattle prod on them when they start to climb the fences

[Dedworth]

I think I may have suggested on another thread that we should be applying the same punishment to illegals as Singapore does - a serious caning.

Maybe have an amnesty for a couple of months before it was introduced to allow Dover to cope with the outbound rush

[grahamw48]

[Terpe]

Illegal 'clandestines' are a lot more difficult to track, than domestic beasts, especially when you catch them a couple of times already and still let them free.
There are no free domestic beasts, no no, there are some very strong laws against that

[Arthur Little]

ODE TO MODERN DAY BRITAIN

Hey, did~dle diddle ...

MPs on 'the fiddle',

U~K Bo~order Farce

Il~legals laughed to see such fun

As the Govern~ment fell on its ase !

[Dedworth]

Arthur - I'll nominate you for Poet Laureate. It's a Govt appointment so it will probably fall of deaf ears