People who don't clean up after themselves in public toilets

[Ako Si Jamie]

I was in the library today waiting to use the toilet. The gents in there has no urinals, just a solitary toilet and a sink and it's always well maintained.

I'm waiting and waiting then finally a respectable looking man with a beard probably about 60 appears sheepishly from the toilet with a couple of books under his arm. I thought he must have been having a number two and had a bit of a read in there because he was in there that long.

I walk in the toilet and there's no smell of a number two if you know what I mean. I go over to the toilet and there's heaps of beard hairs around the rim.

I thought to myself, who trims their beard in the library toilet? On top of that who trims it over the toilet and not the sink where there's a mirror? Worst of all, he doesn't clean up after himself and leaves the place a right mess. There's hand towels/toilet roll available so there's no excuse.

Unbelievable. I just don't get some people.

[branno]

may be he was "malting"

[grahamw48]

ARTHUR !

[Pete/London]

maybe he wasn`t trimming his beard

[raynaputi]

are you sure jamie that it's his beard???

[Arthur Little]

ARTHUR !

... not guilty, m'lud!

[Arthur Little]

But I do admit to getting ed~off (scuse pun ) at the mess which some otherwise respectable-looking folk leave in public conveniences ... and I ain't just talking about "nutters" who take it upon themselves to trim their beards in toilet cubicles.

[grahamw48]

... not guilty, m'lud!

Thought you'd never arrive.

How's the beard look ?

[Arthur Little]

How's the beard look ?

Aye ... it's fine, Graham. MAIN problem is ... whereas I prefer myself WITH it ... most of my nearest & dearest think I look better [and much younger, besides] WITHOUT!

[grahamw48]

Well, I'd say a beard ages me by at least 10 years.

Also, being 'in the market' as I am, it is a fact that most ladies prefer clean-shaven men, and I need all the help I can get.

[KeithD]

The years a guy can piss for and yet they still can't figure out which direction it goes

[Arthur Little]

it is a fact that most ladies prefer clean-shaven men, and I need all the help I can get.

D'you reckon? Mind you ... I once raised a thread on here to guage the consensus of opinion on that score - and was outvoted!

So ... ... maybe you've got a point, there.

[Arthur Little]

The years a guy can piss for and yet they still can't figure out which direction it goes

... that's about the SIZE of it, really!

[Terpe]

D'you reckon? Mind you ... I once raised a thread on here to guage the consensus of opinion on that score - and was outvoted!

So ... ... maybe you've got a point, there.

I had a beard of sorts for 40 years. Well not really a beard it was just a stubble. My face would become covered in red rashes whenever I shaved. Now since 31 Dec 2010 I am completely clean shaven (well nearly always ) Carina claims I look years younger.
I reckon my face looks fatter

One of these days I will give up shaving again.

[Ako Si Jamie]

are you sure jamie that it's his beard???

Not 100% sure but it was short spiky hairs, not the long straggly type

[Sim11UK]

Life is like a pubic hair, on a toilet seat........Eventually, you get pied off!

[grahamw48]

Actually I think a beard makes me look 35 years younger....or maybe it's the hair.

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No...I am NOT related to Charles Manson !

[madamebonaparte]

babahahah or people who clean themselves USING public bathrooms ..