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    A lie detector robot :D

    A man bought a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides to test it during dinner.

    Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours?

    Son: at school dad.
    -Robot slaps son.

    Son: Ok, I lied, I went to watch movies.

    Dad: which one?

    Son: Toy Story.
    -Robot slaps son again.

    Son: ok, it was porn.

    Dad: what? when i was your age, i didn't even know what porn was!
    -Robot slaps dad.

    Mum: forgive him dear, after all he's your son.
    -Robot slaps mum ..

    hahahahhahaha

    GOOD MORNING.. Have a great weekdays everyone
    ADAMGRACE


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    More please
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    Quote Originally Posted by GraceAdam View Post
    A man bought a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides to test it during dinner.

    Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours?

    Son: at school dad.
    -Robot slaps son.

    Son: Ok, I lied, I went to watch movies.

    Dad: which one?

    Son: Toy Story.
    -Robot slaps son again.

    Son: ok, it was porn.

    Dad: what? when i was your age, i didn't even know what porn was!
    -Robot slaps dad.

    Mum: forgive him dear, after all he's your son.
    -Robot slaps mum ..

    hahahahhahaha

    GOOD MORNING.. Have a great weekdays everyone
    ... NICE one, Grace! And, if I might be permitted to quote your 'signature':
    Everything happens for a reason
    ... the reason in this case being that the robotic lie detector smacked each of the three in turn - because ALL of them told "porkies".

    Enjoy your day!


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