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    Cool How to ask your boss for a salary increase?

    One day an employee named Nora sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!!

    Dear Bo££

    In thi£ life, we all need £ome thing mo£t de£perately. I think you £hould be under£tanding the need£ of u£. We are worker£ who have given £o much £upport including £weat and £ervice to your company ..
    I am £ure you will gue££ what I meant and re£pond £oon.


    Your£ £incerely,

    NOra
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    The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

    Dear NOra

    I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOw a days, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticably well . NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the Great Britain may go into aNOther recession. After the closing of big shops things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .


    Your Boss,


    Mr.NOrton
    If you can't say something nice. SHUT UP!. Simple.


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    Cough up or I'll fire-bomb your office ?

    Always works for me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by toging View Post
    If you can't say something nice. SHUT UP!. Simple.


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    Cough up or I'll fire-bomb your office ?

    Always works for me.
    If you can't say something nice. SHUT UP!. Simple.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Farmerg View Post
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    If you can't say something nice. SHUT UP!. Simple.


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