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    Retirement bonus

    RETIREMENT BONUS
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    >> The Marines found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early
    >> retirement bonus. They promised any officer or non-commissioned officer who
    >> volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a
    >> straight line between any Two points in his body.. The officer got to choose
    >> what those two points would be.
    >>
    >> The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his
    >> head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with
    >> a bonus of $72,000.
    >>
    >> The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be
    >> measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked Out
    >> with $96,000.
    >>
    >> The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Gunnery Sergeant
    >> who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied,
    >> 'From the tip of my weenie to my testicles.'
    >>
    >> It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider,
    >> explaining about the nice big checks the previous two Officers had received.
    >> But the old Gunny insisted and they decided to go along with him providing
    >> the measurement was taken by a Medical Officer.
    >>
    >> The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Gunny to 'drop 'em,' which he
    >> did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Gunny's
    >> weenie and began to work back. "Dear Lord!", he suddenly exclaimed,
    >> ''Where are your testicles?''
    >> The old Gunny calmly replied, '' Vietnam ''.


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