The Utter Nonsense Thread - Longest Forum Thread

[KeithD]

Well not the longest yet this being the first post but just talk about complete 'ollocks and keep it going

[Steve.r]

My nose is 2-1/8" long, what does that mean?

[KeithD]

You're a politician

[Steve.r]

You're a politician

I'm not that diplomatic but i like a good

[Terpe]

My nose is 2-1/8" long, what does that mean?

It means it's not a foot.

[les_taxi]

When i pick up people in taxi they say their name to me "greenwood" I say no I'm Les

[KeithD]

.....I say no I'm Les

Sometimes I think I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body ..... did I read that right?

[bruneicop]

never eat yellow snow!!!:

[stevie c]

chelsea to win the premiership now that must be a load of ollocks

[KeithD]

never eat yellow snow!!!:

I never eat white snow.... it may be salty

[raynaputi]

i love watching Keith dance!!!

[les_taxi]

When i need fuel i often find that filling stations are generally the best places to use,had no luck at Tk Max or McDonalds,Can't even get any at Betty's tea rooms either

[bornatbirth]

i like dried fish..sarap with fish sauce

[Steve.r]

i like dried fish..sarap with fish sauce

Some people have no taste

[bruneicop]

Dogs are more intelligent than humans.......................when was the last time you ever saw a dog stand on human sh*t!!!!

[bornatbirth]

i wanna dress up as clown and have a custard pie fight

[bornatbirth]

Dogs are more intelligent than humans.......................when was the last time you ever saw a dog stand on human sh*t!!!!

our family dog ate some other's dog when out walking him

[les_taxi]

Would you eat a whole plate of dog poo for £10 million?

[bornatbirth]

is it fresh sloppy poo or hard dried poo

btw can you mix bagoong?

[fred]

Would you eat a whole plate of dog poo for £10 million?

Depends..
Would I be allowed to spice it up a bit? Some garlic,salt and pepper? Fry it up a bit?

[bruneicop]

Would you eat a whole plate of dog poo for £10 million?

YES, stick some pastry on the top and away i go!!!! hahah

[KeithD]

If you ate dog poo with dried fish, you'd never taste the poo

[bornatbirth]

If you ate dog poo with dried fish, you'd never taste the poo

my wife is about to win £10 million

[raynaputi]

[les_taxi]

Me and a mate discussed this years ago,he was going to mix it with lots of mash potato and curry powder,while I was gonna slow bake it til it was dried out,crispy,odourless and tasteless,mmm I'm hungry now

[Steve.r]

I am eating a chicken paste sanwich in brown nutty bread......... i AM TRYING NOT TO THINK OF DOG POO

[fred]

If you ate dog poo with dried fish, you'd never taste the poo

Yes..But is that allowed?

[bruneicop]

was just showing my missus this thread........................she is still retching......

[fred]

was just showing my missus this thread........................she is still retching......

Now she knows how we feel about dried fish!

[bruneicop]

Sasquatch's Testicles.....well it is utter *******s...