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  1. 11th February 2011 #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    Can we do living autopsies on prisoners?
    Only on this thread ... it would kill them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Alan View Post
    Only on this thread ... it would kill them
    Well, plenty of replacements
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  3. 11th February 2011 #63
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    Another thing that's puzzled me if someone is be-headed apparently the brain is still alive for a few mins,so could you behead someone and say a dog and swap heads quickly and see what happens

  4. 11th February 2011 #64
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    I was walking down the street the other day and I saw a man lying on the pavement with his ear to manhole cover........................

  5. 11th February 2011 #65
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    The Daily Mail is a good read.

  6. 11th February 2011 #66
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    Cameron Jerome the Birmingham City footballer came into my local last night and had his photo taken with my mates. Must be the most famous person to ever visit that place

  7. 11th February 2011 #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by lestaxi1 View Post
    Another thing that's puzzled me if someone is be-headed apparently the brain is still alive for a few mins,so could you behead someone and say a dog and swap heads quickly and see what happens
    Alive but not conscious
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  8. 11th February 2011 #68
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    In the olden days when they guillotined someone I wondered as the head fell in basket if you would think "aww **** this is not a good day"

  9. 12th February 2011 #69
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    You've got a few seconds to blink before you pass out...... unless you land face down in doog poo
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  10. 12th February 2011 #70
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    Hopefully dried and crispy

  11. 12th February 2011 #71
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  12. 12th February 2011 #72
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    so I said , what you doing down there??

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    It's all a question of bending your knees at the right time.

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    Anyone know where I can get second-hand anal bungs cos I'm a sad git
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    He said to me , come and have a listen......so i bent down and put my ear to the manhole cover

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    Jean Claude Van Damne is half filipino. I didn't know this till recently.

  17. 12th February 2011 #77
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    I said.........I cant hear a thing!!!!

  18. 13th February 2011 #78
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    I can hear the cockerels through Maria's cam!

  19. 13th February 2011 #79
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    Shall I go to work and earn some more pennies (optional) or shall I do nothing all day apart from tv etc

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    well..... you are still online, so I think option 2 was taken
    If you want your dreams to come true ...... first you have to wake up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve.r View Post
    well..... you are still online, so I think option 2 was taken
    No pc was online as I'm downloading movie
    I Did a quick stint and picked up young squaddies

  22. 13th February 2011 #82
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    Why do fairy stories only have a happy ending on the last page ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Alan View Post
    Why do fairy stories only have a happy ending on the last page ?
    ... and they'll soon be allowed to marry by law
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    Just going to watch 'Dog pound' looks good
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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    ... and they'll soon be allowed to marry by law
    Hmm..... Elton & David come to mind
    If you want your dreams to come true ...... first you have to wake up

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    Thats right he said...................its been like that all day

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    RAF - Randy Anal Fingering

    ...any more....
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    when i first time i met my husband he use to say,, pretty MAMA !!!,,,,, you are ''SEX IN LEGS''

    after 4 years being together,,,he is now telling,,''PIG ON WHEELS'' GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ,,,,WHEN ENOUGH IS ENOUGH?

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    an airplane and a ship crashed each other ,..why did the ice cream man died??
    ''Don't be serious..Be Sincere''

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    Quote Originally Posted by sars_notd_virus View Post
    an airplane and a ship crashed each other ,..why did the ice cream man died??
    why?

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