Not a great week

[-sillybilly-]

We could always have out fingers shortened

make your fingers shortended?
hmm... i wonder how...

[-sillybilly-]

big?! that made me laugh clarice!

well, as soon as they said that i was totally speechless and my face became red coz my husband is a foreign!

i was only trying to recommend a single white guy looking for a single filipina wife and thats what they told me....hmp! nevermind!
not my lost!

[Englishman2010]

and would you send them when they asked you?
dont be fooled by them anymore...
wait till they see you in "pink skirt" , sorry, i mean pink shirt...we'll see what they are after.....

Lol, I'll change my facebook profile pic to one of me in my pink shirt and smart navy blue suit

[-sillybilly-]

Lol, I'll change my facebook profile pic to one of me in my pink shirt and smart navy blue suit

and tell them you're a poor guy but with a big..............................heart!

[raynaputi]

who wouldn't want it big and why?

[Englishman2010]

and tell them you're a poor guy but with a big..............................heart!

Yes, I've already learned to deny I have a job, a house, money, cars....etc, I might even claim that I am from somewhere really poor in Africa, and ask them if they can loan me some money
It worked for Tony, so why not me

I think I need to delete a large chunk of my facebook photo's and add some of me living in a cardboard box by the side of the road

[KeithD]

.....photo's and add some of me living in a cardboard box by the side of the road

You're a wannabe Manc

[joebloggs]

You're a wannabe Manc

yes no one wants to be a scouser

[Englishman2010]

yes no one wants to be a scouser

I was going to say I might pretend to be a Scouser, but I don't want to be banned from here

[raynaputi]

I was going to say I might pretend to be a Scouser, but I don't want to be banned from here

you won't be banned...the Admin is a Scouser!

[Englishman2010]

you won't be banned...the Admin is a Scouser!

That's what I mean, over here Scouser is a term used for robber, bandit, crook, thief, lazy, unemployed, good for nothing....etc


Now I will be banned

[KeithD]

That's what I mean, over here Scouser is a term used for robber, bandit, crook, thief, lazy, unemployed, good for nothing....etc

Why you good for nothing plonker ...... ..... you missed out layabout, drug dealer, pimp, alcoholic, armed robbery & shellsuit fashions.....

[raynaputi]

That's what I mean, over here Scouser is a term used for robber, bandit, crook, thief, lazy, unemployed, good for nothing....etc


Now I will be banned

No...trust me, those are compliments to Keith!

:peepwall:

[joebloggs]

That's what I mean, over here Scouser is a term used for robber, bandit, crook, thief, lazy, unemployed, good for nothing....etc


Now I will be banned

never a truer word spoken

[Sim11UK]

Why you good for nothing plonker ...... ..... you missed out layabout, drug dealer, pimp, alcoholic, armed robbery & shellsuit fashions.....

& dodgy perm & tash.

[Englishman2010]

Why you good for nothing plonker ...... ..... you missed out layabout, drug dealer, pimp, alcoholic, armed robbery & shellsuit fashions.....

I was trying not to offend you, so only put the polite words down