This time next week, I will be on my way to Manila to get married. As some of you will no doubt appreciate, it's a wee bit stressful right now, trying to make certain i've not forgot anything important.
Today on Yahoo, my darling tells me she's mistakenly booked her connecting flight from Dipolog to Manila for Friday next week instead of Wednesday.................after 30 minutes of complete stress she tells me she's joking and I see her and her sister falling about with laughter on the webcam.

Anyway, back to my question...........what's the most painful form of torture known? I 'm thinking of thumb screws or telling her rice is banned in England. Any suggestions for revenge?