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29th June 2010 #1
Revenge is a dish best served cold
This time next week, I will be on my way to Manila to get married. As some of you will no doubt appreciate, it's a wee bit stressful right now, trying to make certain i've not forgot anything important.
Today on Yahoo, my darling tells me she's mistakenly booked her connecting flight from Dipolog to Manila for Friday next week instead of Wednesday.................after 30 minutes of complete stress she tells me she's joking and I see her and her sister falling about with laughter on the webcam.
Anyway, back to my question...........what's the most painful form of torture known? I 'm thinking of thumb screws or telling her rice is banned in England. Any suggestions for revenge?
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29th June 2010 #2
All you need do is feign serious illness the night before the wedding
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29th June 2010 #3
Or say I...... I....... I....... Don't....... I'm sorry, what was the question again?
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30th June 2010 #6
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1st July 2010 #7
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29th June 2010 #8
on the morning of your wedding make sure you are late and very late but make sure you can see what is happening just in case she clears off
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29th June 2010 #9
tell her ash cloud is back and your flight have been cancelled..
God grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people i had to kill because they pissed me off.
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30th June 2010 #10
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29th June 2010 #11
Come on peeps, your not thinking evil here. My friend has suggested that i wait till the wedding night and them assume the rodeo position..........for those of you unfamiliar with this, its a rear entry position where after mounting you lean forward, grab both of her titties and whisper into her ear ......."hmm, these are even firmer than your sisters" then you hang on for dear life !
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1st July 2010 #12
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30th June 2010 #14
Ahhh a family joke
Absit invidia
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1st July 2010 #15
best to say nothing at all , just laugh together about it , but when you come back to england , tell her that you have to have 7 times a day for a week before they stamp your passport
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1st July 2010 #16
tell her the wedding off because you just met a man
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
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