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england jokes....not the players..i mean jokes about the team
Rob Green has trained today and in 3 hours he had 4,000 shots fired at him and did not concede a single goal. Tomorrow, he and Heskey will train with the rest of the squad.
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Top Tip for England's next game:
If you're watching on Sky+ press pause and wait a second before pressing play. Being a second or two behind the live play will give you that authentic Emile Heskey viewpoint.POWER TO THE PEACEFUL. MABUHAY IRELAND AND PHILIPPINES
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So things happen in 3s. Switzerland beat Spain yesterday, Mexico beat France today. I wonder if England will cause the third upset and beat Algeria tomorrow?
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What's the difference between Jordan and a Vuvuzela horn?
One is a cheap plastic piece of trash that is there making it's annoying whining noise, every time you turn on the T.V.
The other is a musical instrument.
i know not really a football joke..lolPOWER TO THE PEACEFUL. MABUHAY IRELAND AND PHILIPPINES
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I like it!!!
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Pressed rat and warthog closed down their shop!
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What is the difference between a tea bag and the English football team? - The teabag stays in the cup longer!
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 Plane of Forces
5 Astral Plane
4 Mental Plane
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