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30th March 2010 #1
Narrowly Avoided Kidnap
Had a date tonight with a Nurse who finished at 10pm from her shift arrived 30mins ahead having shaved and applied the nice tuba aftershave 9.45 text arrives "im just changing out of uniform" 23 texts and 50 mins later there she is pretty as a picture
Great says I shall we have a coffee at Bo,s (the rendevous opposite her hospital she had chosen) or off to the resturaunt by cab she had also chosen
Imagine my suprise when she jauntily flashes the car keys and says ive brought the pick up and then aaagh another car with dad brother and cousin smelling a trip to the sulu sea or cleaners I made my excuses and scarperd into a strategicly placed cab who laft lots at my story so youl have to put up with my nonsense a little longer
Its suprising the amount of ladies that want me to date their friends pity im not kinkyerAbsit invidia
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30th March 2010 #2
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30th March 2010 #3Absit invidia
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30th March 2010 #4
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30th March 2010 #5
As I had indicated above my evenings entertainment was curtailed by unknown entities so Im consoling my self with a variety of liquids
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30th March 2010 #6
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31st March 2010 #7
Me not either but I offered lunch she came up with dinner location etc just failed to mention she was nipping home for the full makeover whilst I waited
To be honest noway was i getting in a motor at 10.30pm with 3 unknown males at 10.45 no matter how pretty for all I know she might be a he too
And not sure if zamboango is covered on the travell insAbsit invidia
DISCLAIMER: The information hereinabove may or may not be entirely accurate, relevant, forthright, verifiable, or coherent. KeithAngel, who shall herein be refered to as the 'Shining Beacon of Light', reserves the right to neither confirm, deny, justify, explain, or otherwise acknowledge any inquiry in regards to the validity, genuinity, construction, intent, and/or motive of any statements, gestures, and/or actions whether real, imagined, or transdimensional in origin. Further, the 'Shining Beacon of Light' shall be absolved of any and all legal, moral, and financial responsibilities for damages to life, limb, character, reputation, property, and/or business resulting from the usage, assimilation, incorporation, replication, and/or distribution of said statements whether partial, complete, misquoted, or imagined. This disclaimer remains in effect despite any discrepancies or claims as to its legibility, comprehension, interpretation, subliminal suggestiveness, political affiliation, legality, visibility, and/or physical presence
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31st March 2010 #8
is that the reason you used
, good reason for not going, i doubt you are covered
We advise against all travel to south west Mindanao and the Sulu archipelago because of ongoing terrorist and insurgent activity. We advise against all but essential travel to the remainder of Mindanao.
http://www.fco.gov.uk/en/travel-and-...ia/philippines
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31st March 2010 #9
Depends how you define "Essential"
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