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What An interesting Theory You Have!
(A classroom scene)
Teacher: There are three birds sitting on a wall, and one gets shot, how many birds are left on the wall?
Young Boy: There are none! Because the loud bang from the gun will frighten the birds and they will all fly away!
Teacher: The answer is two, but what an interesting theory you have!
Young Boy: Miss I will ask you a question. There are three girls eating ice cream, one is nibbling it, one is biting it, and one is sucking and sucking and sucking it! Which one is a married woman?
Teacher: The one that is sucking and sucking it?
Young Boy: It's the one wearing a wedding ring, but what an interesting theory you have!
Teacher:
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 Plane of Forces
5 Astral Plane
4 Mental Plane
3 Too mysterious to describe.
2 Too mysterious to describe.
1 Too mysterious to describe.
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Hey Nige,
im surprised no ones made any comments.........now this one DID make me laugh
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You like this one then?
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 Plane of Forces
5 Astral Plane
4 Mental Plane
3 Too mysterious to describe.
2 Too mysterious to describe.
1 Too mysterious to describe.
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