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20th December 2009 #1Respected Member
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How Many Men Have You Slept With?
A man approaches a woman in a bar, he says "So, how many men have you slept with?"
She says
"That's my business!"
He says "Oh,
sorry, I didn't know you were a prostitute!"
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 Plane of Forces
5 Astral Plane
4 Mental Plane
3 Too mysterious to describe.
2 Too mysterious to describe.
1 Too mysterious to describe.
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21st December 2009 #2Moderator
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Originally Posted by nigel
... None of your business, Nigel! 
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As a slight variation on Nigel's theme:
Q. ... What does one call a prostitute who takes 90 minutes to satisfy her client ...?
A. ... A "hoor" and a half!
*Footnote: 'Hoor' is the Scot's pronunciation of 'whore' AND 'hour'.
Please note also, that the teller of THIS follow-up 
, is prepared to remove it, if it's deemed to be in any way offensive.
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22nd December 2009 #4Respected Member
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Heh heh heh heh
Did you hear about the bisexual donkey? It had a Hee and a Haw!
(He and a Whore..)
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 Plane of Forces
5 Astral Plane
4 Mental Plane
3 Too mysterious to describe.
2 Too mysterious to describe.
1 Too mysterious to describe.
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